Shane Rounce: This was pretty insane... You're now chatting with a random stranger.…

This was pretty insane...

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: TIME LORD?

You: How did you know?

Stranger: i just know these things.

Stranger: so where's your tardis?

You: Who's to say I'm not in it right now?

Stranger: Can i have a go?

You: I don't know about that. It's pretty dangerous.

Stranger: Can i be your new companion? although Amy Pond is brilliant.

You: Are you as hot as her? I only picked her up when she was a kid cause I kinda knew she was gonna look sweet as hell when she grew up

You: But now I'm gutted she's gone off with her boyfriend :/

You: after kising me too

Stranger: Well...sorry.

Stranger: not even you could have forseen that.

Stranger: bollocks.

You: Yeah, pretty annoying. Just when you finally find an attractive ginger too...

Stranger: at least she wasn't rude.

Stranger: WHELLLL...

Stranger: not really rude.

Stranger: whellll....

Stranger: it was rude of her to kiss you and then go off with her fiancee.

You: Indeed. She never even had a go on my sonic screwdriver

Stranger: she did want to.

Stranger: but you were all like Nuuuuuu.

Stranger: partly your fault mate.

You: I could go back and nail her before she had a boyfriend.

You: But that'd mess up the whole time continuum

Stranger: too bad theres that little hiccup about you not going back into your own timeline eh?

You: Yeah. Who even writes these rules?

Stranger: I'm sure Russell T. Davies had a part in it.

Stranger: but i'm pretty sure it goes farther back.

Stranger: *shrugs*

You: Oh well. Gotta shoot anyway. ya know, fucking Daleks

Stranger: oh right.

Stranger: good on ya.

Stranger: you go get those go go power daleks.

Stranger: in all their ugly different color schemes...

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