Shane Rounce: Dreamt about Zombies last night They were all over and we had to go…

Dreamt about Zombies last night

They were all over and we had to go to Tesco for food, as you do in a crisis.

We were driving a Fire Engine (don;t fucking ask!) 70mph down a 30mph road and the motherfucking Zombies still outran us.

Just as those rotting cunts were about the jump the front of the Fire Engine, we turned round, whilst still doing 70, and drove the other fucking way.

My dreams have so many inconsistencies. Also, Tesco is in a lot of my Dreams. fml